theselener: theselener: theselener: what’s the richest kind of air billionaire i lost 2 followers from this in like 6 seconds
kevdied: i dedicate this boner to u
lameborghini: for being a teen girl i sure do talk about my dick a lot
helveticas: I want all the clothes in the world but I only have $9 and my virginity
djavjr: it has been three days since my infiltration into the nest they do not suspect a thing
narutos-dick: trenchgun: “Uwaaah! I’m gonna be late!” I’m Obama Barakku, 47 years old! Starting today, I’m gonna be a president!
earthnation: my mom wont let me take nudes sorry everyone
a-ckleholic: gtaire: r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager r u ever scared to walk past a group of people even though you are also a people
me: yeah i saw that last year on tumblr
amoying: the bags under my eyes are so heavy because they carry the weight of all my dead hopes and dreams
idk why i even bother getting crushes on people because it’s not like i’m gonna end up dating them anyway so like it’s such a waste of feelings
scout-ebubbles: docot: freddybenson: leovaldezstyle: freddybenson: A B C the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours D
alphakiss: my way downtown
dirtysaves: ragingpaige: dirtysaves: petition for glee to stop ruining songs by fun. petition for glee to stop ruining songs petition for glee to stop
kinjitohyama: One Piece Rap - 4Kids. Because...